So one of Ted Haggard's buddies said in the CS Gazette today that "Ted is 100% heterosexual." I guess that would make me like 1000% heterosexual, since I haven't been bangin' a male prostitute for the past several years...
Sprinkles, normally I'd tell you that just because you don't pay for it doesn't mean you aren't a fudge packer. But I couldn't bring myself to sully your good name by associating you with Haggard -- he's in a class by himself.
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No, you would be "100% heterosexual" as well, because we all KNOW that you are gay!
Sprinkles, normally I'd tell you that just because you don't pay for it doesn't mean you aren't a fudge packer. But I couldn't bring myself to sully your good name by associating you with Haggard -- he's in a class by himself.
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