Saturday, January 16, 2010

at least I won't finish last...

Just announced that Valerie Bertinelli will be running Boston. Read about it here. Of course, she's getting in the panzy way and raising money for charity. Heaven forbid a celebrity have to work hard and run their ass off to get into Beantown. Still, she doesn't look too bad for being older than dirt (I think she's almost 50...).

9 comments:

GZ said...

Ah, Ms. Van Halen.

Did she get a face job? She looks significantly different than when I changed sheets over her frequently in the 80s.

She also has a nephew (the drummer's son) running at CU.

brownie said...

Isn't her son, Wolfgang Van Halen, now playing bass for the band?

I saw a TV interview with her about Boston and she said, "I'm gonna give Team Shart an Eddie Van Halen style bitch slap when I pass him on Heartbreak Hill."

Anonymous said...

That's gotta be a photoshop job!
The head just don't match the rest!

brownie said...

The pic is from People magazine, I think. I'm not even sure who Ms. Bertenelli is other than she was banging Eddie at one point in her life.

Larry DeWitt said...

Whoaaa! If older than dirt is "almost 50" what does that make past 50?

Anonymous said...

i would tap that! tell her i say hi

Smut Mutt said...

She was on the show "One Day At A Time" in the 70's & early 80's, along with heroin whore Mackenzie Phillips. Married EVH, had Wolfgang, got fat/un-fat many times, divorced EVH.

So you can "buy" your way onto Boston? If she wants some hot mag photos can she also buy her a position at the starting line at the start of the race too? Sheesh!

brownie said...

Yeah, Boston sold out and now lets slowpokes unwilling to work hard get in via the fund raising route.

Natalee said...

If she messes with Team Shart, I'll come after her like she's the Pope at midnight mass.