Tuesday, April 01, 2008

i'm so glad i'm a trail runner

Road runners are such dorks, proof of which can be seen here. Unfortunately, in today's sue-happy society, I can see this passing.

19 comments:

Gagger said...

You totally stole that from UZM!

brownie said...

He has a blog? I saw it on rw.com

crom said...

what a bunch of fags! Are you fucking kidding me, fucking hippies, wear a helmet while running a marathon. I wonder which corporate jockeys greased those palms. Uh, yeah, uh...you should make them all wear helmets, and then they'll have to buy them (and give us money) sheesh. Pansy as nerds. That's why you sign a waver...and if race org is so worried, they should limit the number of entrants. it's all about the money! douchebags.

On another note, your homosexual ass is not going to be at TXIH, is it? well, you suck!

Gagger said...

No, but he sent it to the hash list yesterday morning. Figured that's where you saw it. :)

brownie said...

I've long left the AH3 list. Millions of e-mails, never anything about hashing! Tell all those wankers to drink for whining.

MW said...

I'll quit road races if this goes through. What a ridiculous idea.
We'll all look like running retards.
I'm taking the link and putting on my blog too. This article is too ridiculous to go unread.

Pittchick said...

That's retarded! That article did remind me that I need to sign up for the Army 10 miler, though...

Gagger said...

I guess none of you noticed the "Click here to read more" link??

PlaysByEar said...

Added to retard list:
Gaylord, Jen (the PA one), Mikew, hmm.. Brownie maybe?

Oh wait, Brownie is already on it

brownie said...

Damn, that did get me. How bad does it reflect on USATF that the story could even be conceived to be true?

It's not like Gagger's april fool's post, since everyone knows she doesn't have the cojones (or ovaries) to quit her job.

Pittchick said...

I'm too busy to click links...

I am now registered for the Army 10 miler, though.

Gagger said...

With a mortgage and new car payment, there is no way I would just up and quit my job without another one ready to go!

Smut Mutt said...

that's a link to a gay porn site

Catwoman said...

Bloody ridiculous!

The army 10 miler is complete f*cking chaos. I did it last year and NEVER again. They put you in waves based on your estimated speed, fastest going first, but everyone totally ignored it. I I had to run aorund a bizzilion walkers. Walkers should be banned from all road racers. Plus they ran out of water. The worst organized race I've every run.

Hello by the way - long time no see!

brownie said...

Shush, you ungrateful alien! The Army would never, ever screw anything up.

I heard you were dead. Boobs is moving to DC, by the way.

Catwoman said...

Thanks for the intel about Boobs. That's great news.

brownie said...

Yeah. He's having a mid life crises, like most of the Pikes Peak hash, and wants a baby within nine months. Since he can't find anyone in Colorado to sleep with him, he's heading east.

Catwoman said...

I was thinking of introducing him to some of the cute single girls I work with, but now I'm not so sure....

brownie said...

You should go update your crappy blog. Maybe post pics of all the cute single girls at your work.