Friday, October 14, 2005

The Burnet Road Challenge (aka the "Drunkest Race in Texas")


When: Friday, Oct 28, 2005 Start Location: 6:00pm start time at the Draught Horse

Distance: 5.3 miles (if you stay on course)

Race Directors: Grabber and Brownie

Overview: The Burnet Road challenge is the premier road race in Central Texas. This is a Can't-Miss event for any serious runner who enjoys a social environment. The race combines the beautiful scenery of the historic Burnet Road district, while adding camaraderie at many of the fabled local pubs. Points of interest along the course include Ginny's Little Longhorn, Billy's Icehouse, The Poodle Dog Lounge, Billy's Tavern, LaLa's, and C Hunt's.

But wait - There's more!

Arrive early to guarantee your commerative t-shirt (designed by local Austin artists). The shirts will be available on a first-come first-serve basis at a nominal price.

Warning: Overzealousness in beer consumption and running speed may lead to the following conditions:
DNF due to leaving course early with a large chain-smoking gal.
Vomit stains. This applies to both the self-induced variety and the "overspray" variety.
Occasional stumbling and road rash
Arrest
Misc events that you may not wish to remember.
Venereal disease

The organizers assume no responsibility for any risks including the above aforementioned (however we will, as applicable, laugh or join in)

Misc: Please bring your personal ChampionChip to the race. These will be good for smashing if adequate quantities of beer are consumed.

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