Monday, July 31, 2006

Question:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley, and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the
same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping pig which is the
same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a
helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?









Answer:
Get off the children's merry-go-round. You're drunk.

4 comments:

aka Moogy said...

Dude, I have been there. I think that I crawled into the elephant's belly!

Pittchick said...

HAHAHAHA!

dayoldfish said...

Damn, that is all I can say is damn.

mike said...

I'm stealing this, but don't worry... I will not give you any credit as I am sure you stole it.