Friday, July 21, 2006

overheard at work today...

Me: So how've you been?

Parolee: Good. I've been clean and sober for a week now.

Me: Really? This says you tested positive for coke on Tuesday.

Parolee: Oh. Well, it's been almost a week...

3 comments:

dayoldfish said...

what would you have said if he would have asked you how long you have been sober? "What's that?"

brownie said...

I would have said, "Hey, fucker, I'm the one asking the questions here." Not that that's ever happened or anything...

HOV said...

Too funny!