Got this from an Albany (NY) hasher, thought I'd pass it on...
1. You see colored splotches on the ground and start following them just to see where they go.
2. You realize your performance during any physical activity is greatly enhanced by the consumption of beer.
3. You are male and own a multitude of dresses.
4. You have scars from PI.
5. Half your tshirts are too obscene to wear in public.
6. You know the reason behind that anthrax scare in your neighborhood.
7. You can't remember the real words to "Take Me Out to the>Ballgame."
8. You really do whip it out at the ballgame.
9. You can navigate the woods, trails, and streams in your town better than the roads.
10. Ivy Block and/or Technu permanently reside in your backpack.
11. Your dinner on Thursday nights consists of Yuengling, Oreos, and Goldfish crackers.
12. You used to work in Chicago in this old department store... but you're too afraid to tell anyone why you're no longer employed there.
1 comment:
guess I am a hasher
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