Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40!
I'm a corona.....You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all. And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
I once had a beer bong contest with a homeless guy. I pulled out my beer bong, he pulled out a case of 40s of OE.. I didn't realize at the time that bonging 40s of OE might not be the best idea. But I did beat his old homeless ass.
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Super gay Brownie. We got the same exact thing. Ver-fucking-batim. Gay.
Whatever, I bet you got King Cobra. Poser. See you at Arctic Brewing in a few hours!
I'm a corona.....You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!
I'm a guinness.
I was there at 6:15 PM last night. Poop on you Brownie. You missed it, NASCOCK was cracking us all up.
I once had a beer bong contest with a homeless guy. I pulled out my beer bong, he pulled out a case of 40s of OE.. I didn't realize at the time that bonging 40s of OE might not be the best idea. But I did beat his old homeless ass.
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