Thursday, July 07, 2011

cyclists = terrorists

I've always warned of the dangers of spandex clad bikers, now the Air Force is finally catching on. No more riding on the Academy for you, silly cyclists.

They love runners, proven by the fact that they have never questioned Team CRUD as we jumped over several fences marked "no trespassing" to get to our secret entrance.

3 comments:

HappyTrails said...

What's next - MP's on Blodgett Road watching for runners....

mike_hinterberg said...

It is true: We hate America almost as much as we hate loose clothing and headwinds.

Jeremy said...

I am going to find you and report you.