Nick actually had a positive effect on the world today, since had it not been for the knob-cheese reference I would have been forced to make a joke about your mom. Nobody wants to read that.
I'll run 2:55 pace up to the beer stop near the finish line, then cross in 2:59.
I'm not gonnal lie, you looked like crap when I saw you. If it was taking you that much effort to hit 51:43, maybe you should just concede to Amanda now, and admit defeat.
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Next time you should run balls out. That gives everyone a really good laugh. "Look!" they shout. "It looks like a penis, only smaller!"
GZ, that was a bit of a knob-cheese comment for sure.
Oh grow up and graduate from Vulva Tech.
More seriously, you ought to be gunning for a sub 2:55 PPA.
Nick actually had a positive effect on the world today, since had it not been for the knob-cheese reference I would have been forced to make a joke about your mom. Nobody wants to read that.
I'll run 2:55 pace up to the beer stop near the finish line, then cross in 2:59.
I'm not gonnal lie, you looked like crap when I saw you. If it was taking you that much effort to hit 51:43, maybe you should just concede to Amanda now, and admit defeat.
2:59?? More like 3:09.
I always slow down and fake suffering when my rivals pass. Had I not seen you I might have busted out a 51:41.
You seem pretty confident in Amanda. Maybe you'd like to place a bet? O'Day is in for a 30 pack of PBR.
Wait - this is straight up competition? No spread?
Correct, no spread. You'd think Vegas would make me give up some time.
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