HAIL TO PITT!

Way too good to remain in the comments section. See this article to prove what I've said all along, that Pitt football is the baddest in the land!

And it looks like we'll be tough to catch, as this event shows. I bet those pussies at Penn State would give up after only being tasered twice.

Especially loved this nugget (Chatham is the all-women's school next door, FYI):

Finally on Sept. 22, police responded to a 911 call reporting that a man was choking a woman at Chatham University in Pittsburgh. Officers found Donna Turner bent over on a porch, crying and vomiting. She identified her attacker as Jeffrey Knox, a freshman defensive back at Pitt.

"Knox ... open handed slapped Turner in the head with such force that she was thrown to the ground," the police report states. "Knox then jumped on her, grabbed her by the throat, picked her up by her throat and slammed her head into the wall. He held her against the wall, continuing to choke her."

When two female witnesses tried pulling Knox off Turner, he allegedly threw punches at them and knocked them down. He then left the scene before authorities arrived. A day later, Knox was dismissed from the team after being charged with assault and reckless endangerment.

Bent over a porch, crying, and vomiting. Ahhh, the good 'ol University of Pittsburgh, the place I learned how to treat women!

I really think it's time for AD Pederson to leave now...