This is why Chuck Norris should be president: 1. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 3. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. 3. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way. 4. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids. 5. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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This is why Chuck Norris should be president:
1. Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
3. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant
tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to
lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
3. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that
actually is "his" way.
4. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Just remember, Chuck Norris wears a t-shirt that says "Mrs Adam Goucher."
Chuck is the man!
Chuck Norris can actually do TWO cock push ups.
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