Friday, May 22, 2009

.104

I set a new PR this morning by blowing a .104% on the BA machine. Even higher than the time my old boss pulled me into her office and gave me information on the company alcoholic counseling services.

5 comments:

tallpalegrrl said...

how is it that you can turn up to work drunk? how do I get that job?

brownie said...

I think we have the same boss.

tallpalegrrl said...

Not if you work down near Manitou Springs, but they're similar. Still, I wouldn't dare turn up with a BAC of .104! Then again, I do hand out large quantities of medication...

brownie said...

Hey, don't go narc-ing me out! You know what they say in the DOC, snitches end up in ditches!

I try to get people to stop taking the medication you give 'em, among other things. I'll buy you a beer after BB to thank you for my continued employment.

tallpalegrrl said...

Why you gotta be accusing me of pushing pills, eh? Besides I push mostly schedule I-IV; you gotta be in mucho pain to get narcs in county jail.