Tuesday, January 31, 2006

You're In Steeler Country!

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in every window hung a Terrible Towel.

Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."

God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

GO STEELERS!!! i cant wait to drink pbr and watch football at the loser bar! i want to try one of these tuaca bombs i keep hearing about too! but then i will go back to jager bombs bc they jager is ALWAYS better!

TJ said...

Man I can't wait for this game.

We've imported some arn city beer for the game. You'd be proud.