Monday, January 09, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.

3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a beer.

1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop

4 comments:

BRAE said...

If # 6 happened I don't think that people would pretend that they are not home.

Jes said...

Yeah, and as for #9...beer has probably played a much larger part in my sex life than I'd like to admit.

And now for my public service announcement of the day...mom and dad are threatening to come visit you in Colorado! Hee Hee!!

Rafael said...

Hmm, beer, it does a body good

Gagger said...

Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore!