Wankers,
As if we haven't done enough to help the hash world by spreading kennels all over the place, a bunch of local Founders are gonna lay a kick ass trail for yunz guys this Sunday!
Your hares:
She Mussel Bitch (Austin OTR H3)
Pumper Up The Butt (CoTex H3)
Smegma Balls (Iguana H3)
Batguano Man (San Antonio H3)
Butt Pirate (Hill Country H3)
Death By Dildo (Austin Full Moon H3)
Tuck It Up The Butt (Austin Full Moon H3)
Body (Palm Beach H3)
brownie (Guantanamo Bay H3)
If I've forgotten any local Founder (Deep Throat?), or you happen to start a new hash before Sunday, get ahold of me and you too can take part in this monumental effort.
Anyways, here's the details:
When: Sunday, December 4. 1:30PM. 1330hrs for yunz military types.
Where: Barton Creek Greenbelt Trailhead at the corner of Republic of Texas Blvd and Sendero Drive. To get there, take MOPAC South and exit Southwest Parkway. Heading west on Southwest Parkway, the first traffic light will be Republic of Texas Blvd. Take a right, and continue on down ROT Blvd a good ways 'till you hit Sendero (it's a T-intersection, you can't go any further on ROT Blvd). Make a left onto Sendero into the cul-de-sac and park. If you remember the Pikes Peak hash, we had a beer check here. Out of towners please feel free to e-mail me for better directions.
Why: 'cuz it's a killer greenbelt trail! And the hares all rock! Or at least brownie rocks enough to make up for the deficiencies of the other wankers. Live lay, as all real trails are.
Other: Your feet will get wet. You will probably twist an ankle or two. You will get poked by sticks. Your dogs will love it (assuming they don't run away and get lost). You will curse the hares. You will get run over by crazy mountain bikers. One or two of you will probably have a heart attack. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl. And if you have to ask me how hard it is going to be, it is obviously going to be too hard for you, so please stay home.
And, as an added bonus, because you can never get enough Pittsburgh flavor at your hash, the infamous Moon will be making an appearance!
11 comments:
I don't know...seems like an awfully far distance to drive...it being in Austin and all. Do you think anyone will show? Hahaha.On-On to Sunday.
I love to laugh and I like pain, so this trail should be fun!
It is dog friendly, so you two can come! HAHAHA!
Shit...sucker,,who do you think your talking about? Ass and I are right fine hotties doing your trail...you dig?
More like right fine ass bitches!
dude, you forgot the most important hash to have been founded worldwide in the last year
The Whiney Fat Chicks Waning Moon H3?
hey the Darkside is supposed to be more like the BRC as opposed to a regular night hash, longer distances and more drinks
Can I do the Dec 30 Darkside?
Raf is signed up to do it, I think he is going to do a cold weather sprint, start at the eastern most bar on sixth and run to Deep Eddy or sumthin like that
When is the next open date?
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