...since he's the only dude I know who tools around on a moped.
I was having a drink and I noticed a pretty woman looking at me across the bar. So I gather the nerve to get up and offer to buy her a drink. She accepted and we talked for a while. We really seemed to be hitting it off, joking, laughing and good flirting. After a few more drinks in me I asked if we could go to her place. She said "I can't right now I'm on my menstral cycle". I replied "Thats OK I got my moped right outside, I will follow you!"
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They say riding a moped is like having sex with a fat girl...kind of fun as long as your friends don't find out.
That joke never gets old!
You know you're jealous...
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