Trinity employees are being asked to help name Jason's newest brew, thought I'd throw it out here for some help. Reminds me of some of my ex-girlfriends, since the description includes the words "huge," "gigantic," and "enormous."
Here's a description of the beer:
XXXXX. Imperial Stout. Just in time to keep you warm during the colder
months of winter! It’s body is huge, it’s dark malt character is huge, it’s hop
profile is gigantic, and it’s ABV is enormous. It’s basically everything that you
would expect from a noteworthy Imperial Stout, and more! We age this beer
on fresh Madagascar Vanilla Beans, Dagoba Cacao Nibbs, and French Oak. 10.5% ABV
Any suggestions I get from the peanut gallery may receive a sweet Soul Runners t-shirt.
13 comments:
Rocket Fuel.
Yester Punch
"Rocky Mountain Russian"
Good one Harsh, but you're not getting a shirt unless you show up to run.
Can I do just the 4 mile loop, since I am not feeling the greatest these days?
King Julian's Juice
Assmaster 3000
Lay Back And Think Of The Empire Stout
Uncompahgre
Don't need a shirt - got one for the doing the wimpy 4 miler alot of times.
If it has the word "Suzy" in it, I'm kicking your ass.
Damn, I guess "Suzy's Big 'Ol Ghetto Booty Imperial Stout" is out...
El Chupacabra - Big and Mysterious.
where's my tee shirt, bitch? Erm, I mean, bloody good contest here and what-what. I here tell there's a vest at stake for a cracking slogan.
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