Remember, marijuana makes you lazy and all potheads are just fat couch potatoes. Free pint of Icehouse to the first person to identify the stoner in this pic.
I'm just laying around on my couch like most of us stoners and saw my good buddy Michael Phelps pop up! He ain't much of a swimmer but boy can he party.
Correct, PD. Glad you could put down the brownies long enough to type that in. I think I owe you about a pitcher now.
Got this description off the web. It's from a witness describing Phelps's partying:
“You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."
He definitely needs to go to jail for this. Eight gold medals doesn't make you above the law, Mr. Phelps! Who the hell do you think you are, the former mayor of Colorado Springs or something!?!
Ye of little faith. Now what if Michael has a medical condition...glaucoma? hemorrhoids?? excessive gas??? and he is only using that mind freeing herb to help with his personal affliction. Unlike the demon beer a quick hit and you're out supporting the American economy at such great intuitions as McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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I'm just laying around on my couch like most of us stoners and saw my good buddy Michael Phelps pop up! He ain't much of a swimmer but boy can he party.
Correct, PD. Glad you could put down the brownies long enough to type that in. I think I owe you about a pitcher now.
Got this description off the web. It's from a witness describing Phelps's partying:
“You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do. He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."
He definitely needs to go to jail for this. Eight gold medals doesn't make you above the law, Mr. Phelps! Who the hell do you think you are, the former mayor of Colorado Springs or something!?!
Ye of little faith. Now what if Michael has a medical condition...glaucoma? hemorrhoids?? excessive gas??? and he is only using that mind freeing herb to help with his personal affliction. Unlike the demon beer a quick hit and you're out supporting the American economy at such great intuitions as McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.
I can't believe how worked up everyone is over this.
Your mom?
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