After years and years of spiritual training and living a life of chastity, my efforts finally paid off with
this. As everyone knows, my two favorite things in the entire world are religion and marriage, so glad I'll be able to officiate over both from now on!
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You forgot your third favorite thing, kids!! You can baptize 'em now! Hooray for you, dude, hooray for you.
Oh joy, I'll get to hang around kids more often!
Nice. You and Gaylord should hold a ceremony together. I'll be in the back, hoping the lightning doesn't get me.
Welcome to the fold.
-Reverend SmutMutt
Yes, welcome...fornicator! Now we can all absolve each other from the myriad of sins to be showered on the young and low self esteem, daddy issue, girls :D
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