In the 6th grade I got drunk for the first time with my youngest Aunt and her friends. You never forget your first time. My first time, looked....exactly. like. that.
Given there are no naturally occurring 'blue' colored foods, the rainbow of vomit that followed was far more glorious than say...a skittles+Zima vomitfest.
The local liquor store where I grew up had Mad Dog and Boone's in a cooler with as many flavors as if it were Snapple.
We didn't give our requests to of-age older-relatives-who-could-buy-alcohol by 'flavor' we did so by 'color'. "I'll take a purple mad dog and a bright red...not a deep red..boones...got that? no deep red..just bright"
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In the 6th grade I got drunk for the first time with my youngest Aunt and her friends. You never forget your first time. My first time, looked....exactly. like. that.
Given there are no naturally occurring 'blue' colored foods, the rainbow of vomit that followed was far more glorious than say...a skittles+Zima vomitfest.
I didn't know Crayola made wine.
Not so sure about any "drink" that is that shade of blue, but I'd probably take CowPals over Brie.
The local liquor store where I grew up had Mad Dog and Boone's in a cooler with as many flavors as if it were Snapple.
We didn't give our requests to of-age older-relatives-who-could-buy-alcohol by 'flavor' we did so by 'color'. "I'll take a purple mad dog and a bright red...not a deep red..boones...got that? no deep red..just bright"
I present you with a weeks worth of allowance money. Notice how every one has a flavor, except....red.
http://www.bumwine.com/cisco.html
Cisco gives me by far the worst hangovers. I don't mess with that stuff anymore.
you had all THAT and you didn't make Champipple? A more fierce and ill-behaved drunk you'll never find.
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