"I'm confident I can handle pain. I'm confident I can handle the length of time, but my biggest fears come from things like, what happens if I have to, like, go poop? I mean, what do you do? Really. Do you stop or do you just do it?"
-Lauren Fleshman, who will be making her marathon debut in NYC
Uh, Lauren, you friggin' stop and find a shitter. What are you, four months old? Did they not teach you at Stanford that crapping your pants in front of millions of people is a bit embarrassing?
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refer her to the expert on this subject:
http://brandon.fuller.name/blog/
Only thing more embarassing is getting passed by the chick that shat her pants. Trust me on this one.
Distance running turns people into animals.
Tell that to Brandon.
The only time I shit in public while running is when I run by O'Day's porch. Which is about twice a day.
The question was answered by Paula Radcliffe in the 2005 London Marathon when she pulled aside her singlet and left a turd on the course on her way to a world record ( http://charliebroadway.blogspot.com/2011/10/heroes-paula-radcliffe.html ).
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