Monday, May 05, 2008

a model of efficiency...

Slammed a PBR and a shot of jager and immediately drove back to work (ten minutes). Took a BAC test. Guessed I'd be at 0.05. I was at 0.000, bitches! Proof of my superior tolerance to alcohol!

4 comments:

Impala Mama said...

I wish you could bring one of those to the hash...I have always wanted to play with one.

mike said...

But apparently he doesn't know how to use it properly (assuming he used it on himself).

PlaysByEar said...

hint: it goes in your mouth

Impala Mama said...

If I had a nickel for everytime a guy told me that...