So Haggard breaks the news yesterday that he's 100% hetero after some goofy spiritual retreat. Mike Jones, the male prostitute who broke the whole scandal, had the following to say:
"Give me a break. He's been performing oral sex on me for three years. You don't change that in three weeks."
Not sure why you would get a prostitute to perform oral sex, but if any of the ladies out there wanna shoot me a couple 'o bucks for the priviledge of giving me a hummer, just give me a call!
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Reminds me of this joke:
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing
his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back
over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment
tomorrow too?"
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