I set a new PR this morning by blowing a .104% on the BA machine. Even higher than the time my old boss pulled me into her office and gave me information on the company alcoholic counseling services.
Not if you work down near Manitou Springs, but they're similar. Still, I wouldn't dare turn up with a BAC of .104! Then again, I do hand out large quantities of medication...
Hey, don't go narc-ing me out! You know what they say in the DOC, snitches end up in ditches!
I try to get people to stop taking the medication you give 'em, among other things. I'll buy you a beer after BB to thank you for my continued employment.
how is it that you can turn up to work drunk? how do I get that job?
ReplyDeleteI think we have the same boss.
ReplyDeleteNot if you work down near Manitou Springs, but they're similar. Still, I wouldn't dare turn up with a BAC of .104! Then again, I do hand out large quantities of medication...
ReplyDeleteHey, don't go narc-ing me out! You know what they say in the DOC, snitches end up in ditches!
ReplyDeleteI try to get people to stop taking the medication you give 'em, among other things. I'll buy you a beer after BB to thank you for my continued employment.
Why you gotta be accusing me of pushing pills, eh? Besides I push mostly schedule I-IV; you gotta be in mucho pain to get narcs in county jail.
ReplyDelete