Somehow I managed to fuck up my right shoulder over the weekend. Would like to say I did it doing something cool, but the only thing I can think of is that I passed out on the cement walkway just outside my friends apartment after drinking my face off Saturday night. Must have slept on it wrong or something, now it hurts like hell. Can barely move my arm or else pain shoots through the shoulder.
Drink for hurting your vuh-jay-jay!
ReplyDeleteYou slept outside all night. Riiiiight.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You didn't have any luggage for her to throw in the middle of the street, so she threw you on the sidewalk?! Hahahaha.
You're getting old, Brownie....old, I say...
ReplyDeleteDrink for whining.
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