Wednesday, October 18, 2006

six inches

Colorado Springs got it's first major snowfall of the year last night. And it reminded me of a great joke:

"A girl told me to give her twelve inches and hurt her. So I fucked her twice and hit her over the head with a brick!"

HAHAHAHAHA!

8 comments:

  1. Old Redd Foxx joke...

    ... still waiting for the Guniess you owe me for "Topeka I've got it!"

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  2. Come up to a Kimchi hash, I'll gladly get you that beer.

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  3. Come up to a Kimchi hash, I'll gladly get you that beer.

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  4. Smut: you're gonna be waiting a long time. He still owes me a big bottle of Colorado vodka for a bet he lost a long time ago!

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  5. Actually, I think that Brownie would have to modify that scenario a little. He'd probably have to knock her unconscious with a brick, so he COULD give her his 6 inches.

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  6. I think it would have to be knock her out with a brick and fuck her THREE times for the math to work out.

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