I'm on a big ultrarunning e-mail list, and everyone is talking about their personal top ten ultra events of the past year. This one is my favorite so far, I thought I'd share:
1 - Narrowly escaping certain death, when a gigantic rattlesnake, with enormous fangs, tried to eat me on the 3rd loop at Javelina. Actually, the snake wasn't that big, and I thinkit was only moderately annoyed that I almost stepped on it, but I still crapped my pants (metaphorically) nonetheless. [a sidenote: i love being involved with a sport where, when you use the term "crapped my pants," you have to specify whether or not you are being literal.]
Pretty freakin' funny.
ReplyDeleteThat's funny
ReplyDeleteFYI, I have never crapped my pants while running. Not yet, anyways.
ReplyDeleteMakes for a better story than the Cleveland Browns eh?
ReplyDeleteTotally true, Trojan! That's what I thought 1st time I heard his name anyway. :)
ReplyDeleteI would much rather poop myself 100 times than be linked with cleveland. And I would still smell better than that shitty town.
ReplyDeleteDude....I used to live there. It's not THAT bad..but certainly not the best!
ReplyDeleteCleveland Steamer, Cleveland Browns.. coincidence... you decide
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