Trinity employees are being asked to help name Jason's newest brew, thought I'd throw it out here for some help. Reminds me of some of my ex-girlfriends, since the description includes the words "huge," "gigantic," and "enormous."
Here's a description of the beer:
XXXXX. Imperial Stout. Just in time to keep you warm during the colder
months of winter! It’s body is huge, it’s dark malt character is huge, it’s hop
profile is gigantic, and it’s ABV is enormous. It’s basically everything that you
would expect from a noteworthy Imperial Stout, and more! We age this beer
on fresh Madagascar Vanilla Beans, Dagoba Cacao Nibbs, and French Oak. 10.5% ABV
Any suggestions I get from the peanut gallery may receive a sweet Soul Runners t-shirt.
Rocket Fuel.
ReplyDeleteYester Punch
ReplyDelete"Rocky Mountain Russian"
ReplyDeleteGood one Harsh, but you're not getting a shirt unless you show up to run.
ReplyDeleteCan I do just the 4 mile loop, since I am not feeling the greatest these days?
ReplyDeleteKing Julian's Juice
ReplyDeleteAssmaster 3000
ReplyDeleteLay Back And Think Of The Empire Stout
ReplyDeleteUncompahgre
ReplyDeleteDon't need a shirt - got one for the doing the wimpy 4 miler alot of times.
If it has the word "Suzy" in it, I'm kicking your ass.
ReplyDeleteDamn, I guess "Suzy's Big 'Ol Ghetto Booty Imperial Stout" is out...
ReplyDeleteEl Chupacabra - Big and Mysterious.
ReplyDeletewhere's my tee shirt, bitch? Erm, I mean, bloody good contest here and what-what. I here tell there's a vest at stake for a cracking slogan.
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