I propose we have the first ever H.A.W.K. (Hashers Against Whiney Kunts) happy hour Wednesday, 5:30PM, at Lovejoy's. I will walk over immediately after work and stay 'till it's time to hit the Alamo. Gotta support the hash bar while we still can.
The Alamo show is $8. Great price for a movie (it's actually a documentary on a Swiss record label, so it's edumacational 'n shit) and a one man band!
Which Whiney Kunts are we talking about? Does that include whiney wussies as well?
ReplyDeleteIn that case you might not be able to go to your own happy hour.....
ReplyDeleteAnyone who shit talks while hiding behind an anonymous name is a whiney kunt, don't show up. It's too late for you anyways.
ReplyDeleteYou couldn't handle the truth fun boy. You'd run away....
ReplyDeleteAt least that would be something he is good at....running.
ReplyDeletea wussie is not a Kunt, if you have to ask, you’re prolly a Kunt, so don’t come
ReplyDeleteAny non-whiney girls joining your boys club? Not that I need to be drinking tonight....
ReplyDeleteNormally no, but you owe me a beer so you can show up for that. Is anyone in for John Schooley?
ReplyDeleteWhat is it again that I owe you for? You randomly make things up that profit only you, so I don't recall!
ReplyDeleteWe bet on whether or not you would find Timmy's girlfriend annoying. I won.
ReplyDeleteThen you haven't totally won yet. So far you only get 1/2 a beer.
ReplyDeleteAnd when R U going to fix your time stamp? You're livin' on the west coast right now.
ReplyDeleteIf we're basing the amount of beer on how annyoing she is, looks like my bar tab at LJ's will be paid by you these last few months.
ReplyDeleteMY GoD,
ReplyDeleteIs she THAT bad?
I didn't think so, but apparently I haven't been around long enough.
ReplyDeleteOk kids. I'm off to Run Tex to get my Trot packet. Maybe I'll see you guys later.
ReplyDeleteCiao.
p.s. Brownie, I'll tell your GF you said hello. I heard she is passing out race packets today. :)
ReplyDeleteIndeed, she is there. I have decided not to pick up my packet until tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'll also be bringing some jager to the race, so yunz guys bring some Red Bull for a pre-race jager bomb!
ReplyDeleteyou all are just so mean....I didn't know that SFWW was at RunTex. I don't know what he sees in Brownie.
ReplyDeleteI guess we all need someone to be our idol. AWWW..how cute Brownie is SFWW's idol. Sniff, sob....
ReplyDeleteSo where is the pre-race/jager meeting place? I only know of the post-race hook up.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't know where it is it's because you weren't invited! What's your step mom's e-mail address, I do hafta tell her where to meet.
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ReplyDeletewhoops. that was supposed to be:
ReplyDeletehotsmilf@yahoo.com
Liar! That's Social Retard's mothers e-mail address!
ReplyDeletePre-race jager bombs? How about some post-race
ReplyDeleteBloody Mary's and Mimosa's?
Or is it post-race chicken wings at Hooters? I get so confused.....
ReplyDeleteI am bringing beer and jagermeister. Just Head is bringing Wild Turkey. If you want pussy chick drinks you'll hafta supply your own.
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