It's been off my phone for two weeks now, and I have de-activated my account. Now on a bet with Wiley to see who can go the longest without relapsing. So if anyone has gone off and committed suicide over the thought that I de-friended them, I apologize.
Oddly enough, my heel has been getting much better since I gave up FB...
I'm organizing a memorial service..... There will be PBR and plastic gin. Shakedown Street may play.
ReplyDeleteMan, you have no idea. I was in the garage, door sealed with tape, with the car running, sitting in my favorite pajamas waiting to sleep....forever, because I thought you de-friended me.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you owe me $1.50 for the gas I wasted with the car idling.
I was close... the pills were in my mouth, but I hadn't swallowed yet when you texted me back. Thanks for saving me!
ReplyDeleteI, sir, applaud you.
ReplyDeleteI thought you officially changed your name to Lord Dixon!
ReplyDeleteI've been banned from FB under my nerd name and hash name. If I go off again, I know that path is the best.
ReplyDeleteHow the hell do you get banned from FB?
ReplyDeleteHeh, I noticed my friend count went down. I figured I just pissed off another bible beater. -Chlamydia
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