Lots of trash talking going on this week, but my favorite has to be when Brooks updated his facebook status with "is pretty psyched Jake Gillenhall will be playing me in the 'Born to Run' movie."
To which Grimes replied with, "He already "played you" in Broke Back Mountain......"
who is playing you?
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt. With Dathan Ritzenheim filling in on the actual running scenes.
ReplyDeleteyou don't have a brad pitt style beard and he is too insane to shave now.
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt has short hair and Dathan Ritzenheim wears shorty-shorts. You are a hippie with Knickers. Nothing wrong with that, just sayin...
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell are knickers? You've been hangin' around with Nick C too much.
ReplyDeleteYou know, pants that are cut off just below the knee. Maybe you should just wear warm up pants for the whole race like Grimes.
ReplyDeleteJake was wandering around the finish with a torn-out crotch from a skanky pair of running shorts trying to match them up with their rightful owner. He apparently caught wind of someone running a sub-24 commando and would not stop until he found him. He made me 'prove' that my shorts were still intact before he would leave me alone, wandering off muttering something about needing to find this caballo grande or something like that.
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