Another liquor store just called and offered me a part time job. This one is a lot closer to my house and is in a real seedy part of town. I'd be working alone, and I'm fairly sure I'd be robbed before too long. Not sure I can fit it into my schedule though, especially with the DIM starting up soon.
They called you? Admit it, you've hired a head hunter!
ReplyDeleteI think you should take the job so you can score cheap PBR and keep all your hash buddies drunk off their asses!
ReplyDeleteWait - you'll have to score something better than PBR for that.
Pad that resume, Brownie! With your past experience, you could be a manager within weeks... or at least a shift supervisor :)
ReplyDeleteThey give you a gun, don't they? You'll be fine!
ReplyDeleteHow will they rob you? Your buddies in power have laws against bringing guns into liquor stores so it's not possible for them to use a gun.
ReplyDeleteIndeed, how dare they try to keep guns away from convicted felons!
ReplyDeleteWhen did your buds ever do that?
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