Mark the date. Besides being the 7.69 year anniversary of 9-11, it's also the day the rock gym is opening up the new bouldering wall! Hooray! So, if you're not either at A) the rock gym; or B) the Grand Canyon, you are obviously an un-patriotic American who sympathizes with terrorists.
Oh, damn. I guess the Grand Canyon is the closer of the two for me. I better start packing.
ReplyDeleteIf I don't see you out there I'm calling the CIA!
ReplyDeleteIt is also the 9.9989 year anniversary of the Columbine shooting. I will not be at the rock gym as I will be spending the day being loving towards people who feel ostracized by their immediate community. Enjoy the canyon...wish I were there.
ReplyDeleteI don't know C-4, that's kinda shady. I'll have the FBI monitor your phone calls just in case...
ReplyDeleteThey do anyway, there is some pretty good Commie dirt passing through my phone lines..you should take a listen sometime.
ReplyDeletePalin '12