It's my brother Eben's birthday today! He's the second coolest of the Teisher siblings, though quite a long way behind me. I'd post a pic of him but I can't find one on my computer. Think I last saw him in 2004, which is the last time I went back to visit the good folks of Sunbury, PA. He lives in the greatest city in the world, Pittsburgh, so I'm sure I'll get back for a visit someday...
That is so lame! Can't believe you haven't seen your own brother in 4 years! Loser.
ReplyDeleteWell, some of us are able to move more than a few miles away from our folks...
ReplyDeleteMy brother has lived in NYC and Miami, and I've visited him numerous times in both places. You just seem to not give a rats ass about your family. I actually like mine!
ReplyDeleteYou suck even more since you claim to love Pittsburgh so much. Get off your lame ass and go there!
Wow. You two are starting to sound like you're married.
ReplyDeleteWe've actually banned Brownie from all family functions. Actually, I don't even live in Korea, I just made that up so he wouldn't know how to find me. My parents haven't lived in Sunbury since the last time he visited...
I go home as little as possible, I can't stand being around my family some times, and they are always watching, judging...look at the baby, look at the baby...
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A lot of people think it's weird I never go home. But I moved to the place I used to vacation at. Why would I want to go anywhere else?
ReplyDeletedamn straight. it's not weird. I spent over two decades with them, why the hell would I want to spend more time with my family. I see them on and off...meh...but that's it.
ReplyDelete4 days is about the maximum i can handle.
Jes: Don't make me gag!
ReplyDeleteJT: Duh, to see your fam.
Maybe I should ask...why doesn't your family come visit YOU? Hmmm...now we're on to something...
I've been back to Sunbury probably less than ten times since I turned 18. Not a big fan of the place.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually thinking of going to Stinko this year. Only an hour away, but I'd make my folks drive to Harrisburg to see me.
what is this stinko, you speak of? and when is it? and would there be loads of drinking, pong table, and carrier landings?
ReplyDeleteStinko de Mayo with the Harrisburg/Hershey H3. Nittany Valley, Pittsburgh, Lehigh Valley, Reading. Dude, you can't even hang with Texas hashers, you might wanna stay away from PA.
ReplyDeleteI bet your NM buddy will be there. He talked about wanting to go last year.
ReplyDeletehang with Texas?! Last I checked you passed out early....not ONCE...but TWICE at Tex-Mex!!!
ReplyDeletehmmm, send me info on the stinko!!
I'll try and make it out and see if I can live up to the Brownie "pass out early" wanker mentality. hahaha
Don't forget all the times during years past that he has passed out during Tex-Mex, as well. That is how I met him!
ReplyDeleteOh shit I forgot about that. Brownie not unlike this year passed out early at Tex Mex 3 years ago. So we broke into his room through the window. We were far too intoxicated to climb through a window so we lifted c-4 through the window to wake his bitch ass up...Good times!!!
ReplyDeleteHi. Thanks to the man in the pic for serving our country. ANyhow I live in SUnbury. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sunbury/
ReplyDeleteoh man- I chuckle at the Brownie comment.
Lehigh Valley Hashers are awesome!! Stinko is a damn good time!! Hello, Legion of Dumb?!?!?
ReplyDeleteI love how everyone plans to go to PA now that I DON'T live there. Morons. Although Stinko is usually early May...I might be able to fit that into my 2008 U.S.A. tour...
Damn, I would hate to have to plan your Tour de USA calendar. Sounds like you are gonna be jumping all over the place!
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be sooooo great!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated Bday to Eben. I sam him a few weeks ago, he looks the same. He's all domesticated now.
ReplyDeleteFirst, Brownie passes out early on a consistent basis.
ReplyDeleteSecond, poop.